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在google dog throw up的时候,看到这个4 types of dog vomit,简单但是非常有用的info,而且很有意思。

本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛The four types of dog vomit

by Dave Schuler on December 4, 2005

It’s an oldie but a goodie. I don’t know the original source of this but it’s pretty wellknown to dog lovers.
YELLOW URKA-GURKA

Dog runs around the house and hides under furniture while making a prolonged ‘uuuuurka-guuuuurka, uuurka-guurka’ noise. (This noise is the only thing guaranteed to wake up a true dog lover who is hung over from a post dog-show celebration at 3:30 a.m.) After mad scrambling to capture the dog and drag him outside, the episode ends with an inaudible ten yard slimy yellow froth from the living room rug to the back door.
BLAP DISEASE

Dog exercises hard and (a) eats large mouthfuls of snow (winter Blap Disease) or (b) drinks a bucket of water (Summer Blap Disease). Within two minutes of returning inside, the dog spews out large amounts of clear slimy liquid while making a distinctive ‘blap’ sound and a sharp percussive noise as it hits the linoleum.
GARKS

Dog suddenly clears his throat with loud and dramatic ‘gggaark, gggark’ noises generally followed by prolonged ‘iiiksss’ and then loud satisfied smacking noises. There is nothing on the rug. Don’t investigate, you don’t want to know.
RALFS

Apropos of nothing, the dog strolls into the dining room and waits till the innocent dinner guests are all watching him. Then, with a single deep gut wrenching ‘raaaalff’ dislodges the entire weeks’ contents of his stomach on the dining room rug.

Variation: Then he eats it.

In all the above events the dog is entirely healthy and indeed deeply pleased with himself.

I mentioned in the previous post that it’s snowing here in Chicago. We’ve already had our first Winter Blap.更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
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  • 枫下沙龙 / 宠物乖乖 / 在google dog throw up的时候,看到这个4 types of dog vomit,简单但是非常有用的info,而且很有意思。
    本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛The four types of dog vomit

    by Dave Schuler on December 4, 2005

    It’s an oldie but a goodie. I don’t know the original source of this but it’s pretty wellknown to dog lovers.
    YELLOW URKA-GURKA

    Dog runs around the house and hides under furniture while making a prolonged ‘uuuuurka-guuuuurka, uuurka-guurka’ noise. (This noise is the only thing guaranteed to wake up a true dog lover who is hung over from a post dog-show celebration at 3:30 a.m.) After mad scrambling to capture the dog and drag him outside, the episode ends with an inaudible ten yard slimy yellow froth from the living room rug to the back door.
    BLAP DISEASE

    Dog exercises hard and (a) eats large mouthfuls of snow (winter Blap Disease) or (b) drinks a bucket of water (Summer Blap Disease). Within two minutes of returning inside, the dog spews out large amounts of clear slimy liquid while making a distinctive ‘blap’ sound and a sharp percussive noise as it hits the linoleum.
    GARKS

    Dog suddenly clears his throat with loud and dramatic ‘gggaark, gggark’ noises generally followed by prolonged ‘iiiksss’ and then loud satisfied smacking noises. There is nothing on the rug. Don’t investigate, you don’t want to know.
    RALFS

    Apropos of nothing, the dog strolls into the dining room and waits till the innocent dinner guests are all watching him. Then, with a single deep gut wrenching ‘raaaalff’ dislodges the entire weeks’ contents of his stomach on the dining room rug.

    Variation: Then he eats it.

    In all the above events the dog is entirely healthy and indeed deeply pleased with himself.

    I mentioned in the previous post that it’s snowing here in Chicago. We’ve already had our first Winter Blap.更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
    • Thanks. 皇家妹妹just had first one yesterday.